• perks of having no thigh gap: having your legs catch your food when you drop it

• teacher: why are you late?
• me: why are you so obsessed with me

potential-and-difference:

prop-215:

dazegetbrighter:

what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?

How stoned are you right now?

Was that a fucking pun?

(via marry-for-money)

how do I feel?

you know when you’re walking with two people on the sidewalk and those two start to kinda push you off the sidewalk because you’re not the one either of them wants to talk to and there’s no room for you?

that’s how I feel.

all the time.

(Source: marry-for-money, via marry-for-money)